Breaking Nerds: VHS & Vices Edition Shirt

What happens when the world’s most dangerous chemistry teacher and the king of awkward family dinners bond over a love for mid-2000s paper companies and outdated media formats? You get this glorious fever dream of a tee. Perfect for anyone who enjoys mixing illegal science with Saturday sitcom energy, this shirt brings together two very different eras… and substances. Whether you're binging, cooking, or just vibing with your VHS collection, this is the shirt that says, “Yeah, I’m nostalgic—and possibly under investigation.”

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!