Your childhood breakfast icon has officially hit rock bottom—and he's bringing the hangover with him. Stumbling into your closet with a bottle of regret and a bowl of bad decisions, Captain Crunked is the bleary-eyed mascot of your worst mornings. This shirt features the disgraced seafarer clutching booze, cereal, and what’s left of his dignity. The perfect fit for those who know the only thing stronger than the rum is the shame.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
