P Files & Floppy Lies

You ever stash your secrets in a floppy? This undercover mutt sure did. Introducing the sleuth who never clears his browser history. This design features a noir-style canine detective standing under a neon-red glow like he's moments from sniffing out your "hidden folder." His badge? A glorious, retro AF floppy disk with “PH” on it. It’s vintage. It’s sus. It’s exactly what you’d wear when you want strangers to both laugh and question your search history.

Perfect for creeps with taste and nerds with nostalgia.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!