Kool-Aid Kink Man — Let’s Get Sticky

Bust through your comfort zone (and probably a few walls) with the Kool-Aid Kink Man—the unholy offspring of childhood nostalgia and adult chaos. He’s back, he’s red, and he’s covered in questionable liquids. Complete with whipped topping and a whipped cream dispenser, this deviant pitcher is not here to hydrate. It’s sticky. It’s sweaty. It’s wildly inappropriate. This shirt is for anyone who wants to mix sugary innocence with unhinged after-hours energy.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!