You ever been so thicc they had to invent a new category for you? Celebrate pure, unadulterated mass with the Girthiest Hog tee — a proud tribute to nature’s roundest overachiever. Whether you’re built like a brisket or just appreciate a hog with impressive surface area, this one’s for you. Perfect for county fairs, backyard BBQs, or simply asserting dominance at the buffet.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
