Four Score and Seven Beers Ago

History class just got absolutely trashed. Honest Abe showed up to the Gettysburg turn-up with a red solo cup, Ray-Bans, and the energy of a man who just freed the vibes. Surrounded by a crowd of 1860s party animals losing their powdered-wigged minds, this tee captures the moment Lincoln gave his most iconic toast: “...that government of the party, by the party, for the party, shall not perish from the Earth.” Wear it when you're ready to rewrite the Constitution of Cool.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!