Emotionally Incested

The perfect shirt for every guy who's been banished to the Sisterhood Zone. This tee lets the world know your romantic resume is stamped “Like a Brother” by someone who sends you “u up?” texts strictly for advice about her actual boyfriend. Ideal for family dinners, therapy sessions, and emotionally unavailable flirting.

If you’ve ever watched the love of your life date guys named “Kyle” while calling you “bro,” this one’s for you.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!