Don’t Tread on My Marriage

A bold remix of the ol’ Gadsden classic, this tee trades in liberty for lunacy. With the snake still coiled and angry, but the slogan fully off the rails, it's the perfect choice for anyone whose humor is darker than a Revolutionary War battlefield. Equal parts unhinged patriot and deranged meme lord, this design says, “My politics are confusing, and so is my bedroom.”

Buy it for the irony. Wear it for the therapy bills.]

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!