Desert Dreamhouse Tee – “Bitch” Edition

She’s out of the dreamhouse and into the desert—with a pink dress, a Glock, and absolutely no time for your nonsense. This tee brings together two worlds that were never meant to collide: the polished perfection of a certain iconic blonde and the gritty chaos of a mobile chemistry lab parked in the middle of nowhere.

It’s sarcastic, savage, and slightly unhinged—just like you.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced

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