Commander in Beef

It’s July 4th. The crowd’s roaring. The hot dogs are stacked like ammo, and this guy just declared war on processed meat. Front and center at Nathan’s world-famous hot dog eating contest, he’s got mustard in his veins, ketchup on his chest, and a presidential hunger that knows no bounds. The other contestants never stood a chance—this is what happens when ego meets encased meat. God bless America.

If you’ve ever wanted to witness peak patriotism and gastrointestinal domination on the same shirt, this is your Declaration of Indigestion.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!