Bald Eagle, Full Mullet

Meet America’s most majestic bird… but make it business in the front, party in the back. This unapologetically patriotic tee features a bald eagle rocking a luscious mullet and a red, white, and blue headband like he just bench-pressed freedom and shotgunned a beer. Perfect for July 4th tailgates, BBQs, or any time you want to scream “I eat communists for breakfast” without saying a word. Warning: may cause spontaneous chanting of “U-S-A!”

If Uncle Sam had a spirit animal, it’d be this feathery legend.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!